If You Must Play Top 40s, Play These

You know that time at the end of the month where reality sets in that you still don't have enough cheddar to pay off all the bills? Then, all of a sudden anxiety kicks in. But then you remember you possess a unique and desirable skill set that cause peoples' body parts to move in unspeakable ways. That's right, your a super cool DJ that shreds no matter what tracks are on the decks. And sometimes DJs must use their talents to pay the bills on time, which even means playing the occasional Top 40 track for that sixteen year olds' birthday party. So what I've done for you is compiled popular Top 40 tracks remixed by your favorite artists. Therefore you won't loose all your dignity when that cute hipster chick sits down to watch your mad DJ skills. To dignity!

Flo Rida feat. David Guetta - Club Can't Handle Me (Sidney Samson Remix)
B.o.B. - Nothin' On You (TC's Switch Up Remix)

And then throw in some filthy Dubstep just to fuck with them . . .
Vaski - Game Face